I don't date guys that are too hairy, too hippie, or too hostile. Last week, my girls and I went too Charlotte where 4 guys without opposable thumbs attempted to pursue us at a concert. It was like a trip to the zoo where you watch the animals but don't appreciate their smell or their company. We told them to meet us at Motel 6 and then headed in the opposite direction.
6 comments:
Amen Sister...
Dr. Moreau, Emo, Monkey-boy, Happy-Puppet Syndrome...
I like some stimulation above and below my foramen magnum. Those guys were pathetic. What kind of pick-up line is, "I practice law."
Nice blog...
Swans and the finger...your nickname, That is so you...a combo of extremes.
As for the concert...Motel 6, you know they were missing chromosomes to buy that. "I practice law." Did you see his face when I asked him about the public affairs act? "Yeah I support it." It is too bad that was a media ploy and never existed. Our species should have a restraining warrant against these idiots.
Monkey-boy:Teen Wolf
Emo: Jude Law & Marilyn Manson
Dr. Moreau: Jason Davis
Happy-Puppet: Slater-Saved by Bell
Motel 6???? What guys would be stupid enough to try to hook-up with 4 girls wearing Versace, Gucci, and Hermes at a Motel 6. Well played I say.
I had to look-up foramen magnum and happy-puppet. All I saw with happy-puppet was another disease with micropenis???
Alas, the bachelor always takes girls to Motel 6 right?
Jason Davis minus some hair and money.
I had to look-up foramen magnum and happy-puppet. All I saw with happy-puppet was another disease with micropenis???
Alas, the bachelor always takes girls to Motel 6 right?
Jason Davis minus some hair and money.
Man, my hair and musty smell always work for me.
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